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lilnasxvevo:

lilnasxvevo:

lilnasxvevo:

Okay so a few weeks ago I mentioned that I have a cross stitch book from the 70s that has a cross stitch pattern that you would apparently make for your friend who just got divorced and I think it is the funniest thing in the world because it is absolutely an insane thing to make and give to someone, but that I couldn’t remember what the pattern said that was so funny to me

And I found the book and it’s actually from the 80s but whatever because I found it and. Oh my god. You are not ready for these words.

ALT

First of all this is the header for the page, just to get you in the right mindset of what you’re about to experience. A promising start, I think you’ll agree.

Okay. I waffled between whether to showcase the pattern itself or the final product but I think it’s so important that you look at the way they chose to stage this for the book.

I present to you:

ALT

EAT, DRINK AND REMARRY

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yellenabelova:

KEN Things Ryan Gosling Can’t Live Without | GQ

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stars-bean:

Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd

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penandinkprincess:

penandinkprincess:

listen i know each actor brings their own spice to a role, but i just can’t take timothee chalamet’s wonka seriously 

where is the madness behind his eyes??? the malice??? the complete disregard for the laws of mankind and decency???

this man makes me fear that i’ll be shoved into a taffy machine at the slightest provocation 

as! he! should!

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imsodishy:

ariesbilly:

“With the strikes it’s back to watching reruns and old movies!”

Me, who already doesn’t see new movies til like 5 years after they come out and has a backlog of shows to watch a mile long:

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warningsine:

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profbadvibes:

animentality:

I didn’t take two years of high school french for this to be left in the tags

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